Because everyday simple tasks are just that difficult.
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
current mood: tamagotchi after it poops
if I ever commit a murder I’m blaming this post
I refuse to blur this mans name, because this is beautiful
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this