why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.
swaggity psy do not cry
oppa gangnam smile
im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this
this looks fu-
sweet pissing jesus
.o..n..e.. m.o..re.. .we..ek .until br..eak..
australians giggling in the distance
private school australians laughing hysterically
VCE/HSC students choking and dying from hysterically laughing